“Whut is that smell? Bernard, go to the bathroom!”
“It’s not me. Pilot light is out.”
“I’d like just one day where nothin’ breaks in this house.”
“Stop complainin’. It’s not broke. Hold your nose and light a fancy-smellin candle.”
Continuing what’s apparently our December 2017 theme, the delightful Robin Quackenbush has allowed me to host her entry into this week’s YeahWrite microprose challenge. Show her some love in the comments.